Every morning at 4:30 am, I tune the sat1 reciever to the coordinates needed to catch Martha Stewart later in the day. Recording Martha Stewart is one of my duties. I control television, you see. Every morning at 5:00 am, sat1 begins to air Japanese television. I have no idea if this broadcast is intended for Japan itself, or maybe for a Japanese language station here in the US. All I know is that I love Japanese TV. Everything is giant, garishly colored graphics, everyone is overexcited and giddy. It's all high paced and explosive and nigh uncomprehensible. There are a lot of highlight reels from Sumo matches. I'm not particularly fascinated with the content of the shows, it's the ambience and rapidfire chaos that I find fascinating. I'm currently looking into the logistics of constructing a wall of televisions, each broadcasting a different Japanese television channel. I do this for science. |